nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me sounds splendid old sport
My fucking street y'all.
malanga-coco: queennubian: dansphalluspalace: Someone just, out the window screamed. “TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!” and five seconds later. Someone completely different screamed out. “THE the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!” /should I scream out the next lyric. dewwwwwwww it! i support it
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife old sport!
lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’ i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
malanga-coco: thegoddamazon: lamocosa666: the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees you couldn’t wear your own clothing Omfg -crying- i have been seeing this man on...
whenever i try and learn something new
me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies
Teen medical ban could threaten gay youth, say... →
invisiblelad: foryoursexualinformation: RALEIGH, N.C. — A bill restricting teenagers’ access to medical and mental health care will be voted on in the North Carolina House of Representatives on Wednesday. OH MY. THEY ARE NOT LYING. Here is the bill! It is literally requiring all medical services, especially in the sexual health AND mental health sides, to be first approved by parents! This...